Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Massage by Bruno the Bouncer

A friend treated me to my first ever massage last Saturday. I was thrilled as things have been a bit stressful of late and a "girls day" with some pampering would be fantastic!

We arrived, signed in, and a polite, large, bouncer-type young man escorted me back to the massage room that was to be mine and left me to get ready. I thought he was going back out to escort my friend to another of the rooms. Ten minutes later as I'm laying naked on the table save for a sheet and my panties, in walks Bruno the Bouncer again! I'm already dying & we haven't even started yet!!!

Let me tell you ladies, nothing (and I mean NOTHING) will make you more aware of how much body fat you have than a massage will! Every inch of me wanted to run screaming from the room but I did my best to relax & let Bruno do his massage-thing. It was nice, but next time I think I'll request a woman for my massage.

3 comments:

Burfica said...

oh man I can only imagine. I don't even want to go to a woman cuz of my "rolls" and having a young man, would just make me freak.

Hope it did help you relax though.

~Just Me Miranda~ said...

Just remember they're professionals. They get all sorts of people. But I so know what You mean.

Xmichra said...

zomg.. i would have died...