Friday, January 23, 2009

Don't poke your classmate in the butt......

I really have no idea what this guy in my class was thinking, I think he's nuts but, I'll let you be the judge. Here's the situation.....

Last Wednesday, our only night class this semester, I'm sitting in class taking notes as best I can in the dark without my glasses. It's just over an hour into our 2 1/2 hour class and I'm starting to fidget.

I lean forward to about half-way lay on the table to take notes when the guy sitting next to me whispers, "What's this?" I turn to face him just in time for him to poke me just above my butt crack! I almost died!

I turned so red the professor probably saw the red glow in the back of the room. I can't believe I didn't scream I was so startled.

Apparently, when I leaned forward a bit, my shirt rode up & my jeans slid down just enough that about 2 inches of skin were showing (not usual for me at all!) and this dork takes advantage of the situation. Apparently, he didn't realize that poking a very jumpy, self-conscious woman 15 years his senior might get more of a reaction than he bargained for!

I wanted to slap him but by the time the shock wore off, it was a little late to do so. So, tell me.... what possesses a man to even THINK poking a classmate in the butt during a lecture is a good idea???

I will never understand men.

5 comments:

Big Mama said...

What a tool! I swear some people have no idea what personal space is. He popped your personal bubble, that was not cool.

Thanks for stopping by, hope to see you again soon.

~Just Me Miranda~ said...

Exactly, should of poked him back and said 'STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL BUBBLE'

Burfica said...

I would have been tempted to stab my pen or pencil through is hand. hahahaha It's not the best week for me to be discussing how to treat men. hahahahhaa

Alekx said...

Next class walk up to him quietly say I understand you were joking last week, but if you ever touch me again without my permission I will stab you in the eye, then slowing pull the orb out and feed it to you.
Smile
Walk off

Bet he leaves you alone. :-)

~SugarBear~ said...

I like the feeding him his own eye thing..... LOL